Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Hello, Little Halloween Friend

Aw, look how cute you are, little ghostie. You're awfully adorable with your little google eyes, and cottony fluffiness, and...string.

Wait, wait, cotton on a string? Are you a tampon, sir? You are? Well goodness me. A Happy Halloween to you too, good sir.

Oh, and that's not all, you can make your very own tampon crafts with easy instructions from http://www.tamponcrafts.com/.

Your very own Christmas Tree topper, string (eh eh) of Christmas lights, turkey centerpiece are at your, uh, fingertips with easy-to-follow instructions.

What better way to personalize your holiday decor than with personal items?

In my opinion, the best tutorial on the site is on how to create your own - get your barf bags ready - Bloody Tampon Heart Earrings. Oh yes, yes, yes, it is true. I'll save you the image and let you look here if you really want to see them. These earrings "display both your romantic sentiments and your menstrual pride." I didn't know I had menstrual pride, but I guess I the best way to have menstrual pride is to hang it from your earlobes.


Crystal Ross said...

YAY for menstrual pride! That tampon ghost is really adorable.

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The Former 786 said...

Oh come on!!

Is NO ONE putting disclaimers up these days???

Amandean said...

That's great! I checked out the heart earrings. Clever. Dean was pretty grossed out, though.

Heidi said...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!