Wednesday, September 15, 2010
What's the hardest part of roller derby? Is it getting elbowed in the teeth? Is it wearing fishnet tights? Is it roller skating? Is it people asking you if you're doing it because you saw Whip It? No. The hardest part of roller derby is picking a roller derby name. You can't have the same name as anyone else, anywhere. While most of the great names I've come up with were already taken, I've come up with plenty that are fantastic and not in use. The problem now is picking just one. And so I ask for your help. Here are my top contedors. Vote for your favorite!
1. Baroness Hell-ga von Ruffhausin'
3. Elbow Baggins
4. Bellatrix LeStrangle
5. Smackie Kennedy Onasses
Thoughts? Preferences? Votes? Let me know what you think! I may not listen to you, but I still want to know your opinions.