Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I Can't Believe He'd Throw Me Under The Bus Like That

It is no secret that I'm an unashamed fan of a select handful of reality tv series. The Bachelor/Bachelorette enterprise, however, continues to decay all faith I have in reality television.

All switcheroos, secret girlfriends, hidden agendas, google-eyed douchebags, and "not here for the right reasons" aside, what the devil was ABC thinking when casting this mess a second time?

She wasn't that great on The Bachelor, and the hotdog thing was never as cute as producers made it out to be.

Don't see the hidden double-chin and gravel-filled sinuses? Don't worry, you just have to watch her talk for 30 seconds.

And the aforementioned ick isn't the worst part about this Kid Sister-sized Canadian. I mean, look at her fashion sense:
Worst of all, she's as dumb as a post and an abysmal judge of character. I mean, hello!

This guy had me wanting to up-chuck-a-rama in my handbag long before his sleezeball character was ever revealed. He epitomizes everything that makes my stomach do the Macarena up my spine and squeeze its contents out my nostrils about guys. But Jillian eats it all up, and even after she learns about all his douchiness (including a girlfriend), she still chooses to keep him!

THEN they brought back Mr. Baggy Eyes himself. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN/SHOW?

Needless to say, I will religiously watch the remainder of the season.


Jen said...

Yep...the horror sucks you in and you just have to make sure she eventually gets a clue. Actually I like her, but she is sure not the brightest in picking the winners!

Heidi said...

HAHA. Apparently the show is making Wes, aka DOUCHE BAG, worse than he really is. And they made Ed go home knowing he would come back. It's all a bunch of scripted crap now. But hey. I'm enjoying it too!