Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Anything You Can Do, Someone Else Can Do Better...

In my opinion:

Gelato > ice cream
Star Wars > Star Trek
Pepsi > Coke, and Rootbeer > both of them
Swedish Fish > every other kind of candy
Halloween> Christmas
Costumes > regular clothes
The Lord of the Rings > Harry Potter
The Dark is Rising > Harry Potter
Vampires > (slightly) zombies
Vegetables > fruit
Pirates > ninjas
Dill pickles > sweet pickles
Jack > Sawyer
Angel > (for Buffy) Spike
Angel and Spike are both > Edward
Buffy > Faith
Logan > Duncan
Buffy > Veronica
Melissa > Molly
Cats > dogs
Fall > summer
Olives > just about every other food out there
The Dark Crystal > (slightly) The Labyrinth
The old Star Wars > (WAY) the new
The old version of almost everything > new
Paris > London
Cheddar cheese in green Jell-O > carrots
Unicorns > regular horses
Lost > 24
Arrested Development > 30 Rock
Arrested Development > The Office
Rootbeer popsicles > banana
Banana popsicles> lime
Dark chocolate > milk chocolate
German chocolate > American
Some other candies > chocolate
Skor > Heath
Dracula > Frankenstein
Dracula > Twilight
The Vampire Diaries > Twilight
Everything > Twilight

2 comments:

The Former 786 said...

How dare you!

How DARE you!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT VAMPIRES ARE BETTER THAN ZOMBIES!!! Even slightly.

And there's no way that The Dark Crystal is better than Labyrinth. Labyrinth has music by David Bowie.

The rest, for the most part, I can live with.

Andrea said...

Very minimally slightly, like 50.1% to 49.9%.

And the Dark Crystal is so creepy!

Sorry, Joel, that's just the way it is.